Morticia quotes

And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc" — "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words.

Wednesday, play with your food!

Thing, you're a handful.

Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.

Gomez, last night — you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. [pause] Do it again!

[looks for something in a closet.] Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.

They say she danced naked in the town square, and enslaved a minister! But don't worry. We told Wednesday, "college first."

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