Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes

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Ace Ventura

View Quote Wachati Princess: That is a dart of the Watchootoo shaman!
Ace Ventura: The whattie whattun?

View Quote Friends! Rodents! Quadrupeds! Lend me your rears! [does a Tarzan yell through his rear]

View Quote I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YA!

View Quote It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.

View Quote That's quite a lovely rack you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!

View Quote DIE, DEVIL-BIRD!

View Quote [inspects the dwelling of the sacred bat] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.

View Quote If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! [laughs menacingly] LOSER! [they fly off, Ace looks at the camera] Leh-hew... zhe-her!

View Quote Kinda hot in these rhinos...

View Quote Meeting with sinister types much? A-not 'too much', a 'much too much'.

View Quote [strikes Vincent Cadby on the rear with the riders whip] Funny, it didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse.

View Quote [to a helicopter pilot] You know... you can put somebody's eye out with that thing!

View Quote Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.

View Quote [after witnessing the monks celebrating his absence] I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.

View Quote [a reference to Scarface, whilst holding a skunk] SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!