Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes

67 total quotes (ID: 18)

Ace Ventura

It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.

Friends! Rodents! Quadrupeds! Lend me your rears! [does a Tarzan yell through his rear]


I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YA!

Don't mind me, Mr Quinn. I'm just a curious little rhino!

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.

[inspects the dwelling of the sacred bat] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.

I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!

[a reference to Scarface, whilst holding a skunk] SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!

If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! [laughs menacingly] LOSER! [they fly off, Ace looks at the camera] Leh-hew... zhe-her!

Kinda hot in these rhinos...

[strikes Vincent Cadby on the rear with the riders whip] Funny, it didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse.

[after witnessing the monks celebrating his absence] I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.

Meeting with sinister types much? A-not 'too much', a 'much too much'.

You know... gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.