Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes

67 total quotes (ID: 18)

Ace Ventura

That's quite a lovely rack you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!

I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!

Don't mind me, Mr Quinn. I'm just a curious little rhino!


I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YA!

It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.

Kinda hot in these rhinos...

[after witnessing the monks celebrating his absence] I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.

[inspects the dwelling of the sacred bat] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.

Meeting with sinister types much? A-not 'too much', a 'much too much'.

[strikes Vincent Cadby on the rear with the riders whip] Funny, it didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse.

[a reference to Scarface, whilst holding a skunk] SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!

If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! [laughs menacingly] LOSER! [they fly off, Ace looks at the camera] Leh-hew... zhe-her!

[sees the hideout of the poachers] Gravy!