Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes

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Ace Ventura

View Quote [saying "loser"] Le-hew. Ze-her.

View Quote [strikes Vincent Cadby on the rear with the riders whip] Funny, it didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse.

View Quote It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.

View Quote Aww, he wants to go off-road!

View Quote [after witnessing the monks celebrating his absence] I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.

View Quote Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace.
Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination! One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.

View Quote Ace Ventura: Greenwall, hit the lights! The switch on the wall beside you! Go for it! [starts crawling around furiously as if to attempt a daring escape, then stops] ...Flick it, QUICK!
[Greenwall does nothing]
Ace Ventura: All-righty then, shall we go to jail?