Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes

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Ace Ventura

View Quote "Wunderbar", he exclaimed with great relish.

View Quote Vhere iz zhe bat?

View Quote TAKE THAT, YOU WINGED SPAWN OF SATAN!

View Quote DIE, DEVIL-BIRD!

View Quote That's quite a lovely rack you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!

View Quote Cadby! From the consulate, right? This is weird!

View Quote That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! [gasps] DAMN, I'M GOOD!

View Quote [after driving the consulate general's car, flipping it numerous times and looking to find he landed in a parking space perfectly] Like a glove!

View Quote [sees the hideout of the poachers] Gravy!

View Quote Guano! Hello? Does "poop" ring a bell? [quotes from a book] "Guano: mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply in fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industy." THAT'S what this war is all about! You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area... and you want that dooky so bad, you can taste it!

View Quote Do not pass go! Do not collect two hundred dollars!

View Quote Let's go kick some... [mimics as if to begin saying "ass"]... consolate butt!

View Quote Hey, what are ya, HR Shove-N-Stuff?

View Quote [meeting Quinn's pet raven, Tinky] Pleasure, Tinky. Corvus corax, common raven, smartest of all birds. Rare in these parts.

View Quote [after the Tiny Warrior changes his hairstyle to resemble horns] All right! This White Devil thing has gone far enough. NOBODY... MESSES... WITH THE DO!