Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote [inspects the dwelling of the sacred bat] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.

View Quote Do I have something in my teeth?

View Quote Meeting with sinister types much? A-not 'too much', a 'much too much'.

View Quote I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!

View Quote The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

View Quote Friends! Rodents! Quadrupeds! Lend me your rears! [does a Tarzan yell through his rear]

View Quote I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YA!

View Quote It is the mucus that binds us.

View Quote Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.

View Quote Don't mind me, Mr Quinn. I'm just a curious little rhino!

View Quote Kinda hot in these rhinos...

View Quote Awww, nobody wants to play with me!

View Quote We love you, dark continent! Good night!

View Quote Guano bowls! Collect the whole set!

View Quote You know... gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.