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View Quote This kitchen is bitchin'.

View Quote This place is awesome, now I can finally get hepatitis.

View Quote Want a Glen Wad?

View Quote We could have a Battle Royale!

View Quote What is education? It's paying attention, it's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst thing that can happen? You get bit in the ass! Well let me tell you, my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down!

View Quote You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturbate.

View Quote [dressed in a hotdog costume, chasing after a student] Hey, ask me about my wiener!

View Quote [referring to the abandoned asylum] Great, the birthplace of crack.

View Quote [when Hoyt Ambrose comes to talk to him] Let me guess, you want me to sign a petition banning minorities from your yacht club. No?