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54 total quotes (ID: 780)

Bartleby Gaines
Ben Lewis
Freaky Guy
Sherman Schrader

[student runs out of school, throwing his papers in the air]
Student: [estactic] I got into Princeton!
Schrader: Hey, I think that guy got into Princeton.
Bartleby: [rolls eyes] Oh really? What makes you say that?

[A supposed dead body (mannequin) falls from the ceiling. Schrader screams in an extremely high-pitched tone]
Bartleby: [stares in disbelief at Schrader] Schrader, what the hell was that?!
Schrader: Well that's embarrasing.
Bartleby: Are you kidding?
Schrader: It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell people I scream like that.

[asking his friends to think up of classes they can offer]
Bartleby: Alright, Schrader. What about you?
Schrader: Well, B, I'm glad you asked that, actually, cuz since we're going to prison, I want to learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.


[after being inducted into the brotherhood] Yes! Yes! I want it! I want everything you guys have! I want Lilac shirts! I want visors kinda tilted to the side with hair gel coming out of it! [points to Gwynn] I want to have sex with girls that look like this!

[blows up Dean Van Horne's car] I told ya.

[holding a strawberry] What are you!

[looking at the mascot] A sandwich? Oh, you're the SHIT sandwiches!

[screams loudly and high-pitched] It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that.

[when locked out of SHIT] Is this a test?

An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.

Battle Royale!

Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!

Holy balls.

I don't want to be alone in here when the walls start to bleed.