Andy: She has three kids and one of her kids has a kid.
[Cal starts coughing on his marijuana]
Andy: You all right?
Cal: Did you just say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid?
Andy: Yeah.
Cal: So, so she's a grandma.
Andy: No.
Cal: I'm not a doctor or anything like that but she's a ****ing grandma.
Andy: Yeah, whatever, you know.
Cal: She's the hottest grandma I ever saw.
Andy: Yeah, she is. She's a hot grandma!
Cal: That's a good-looking grandma. My grandma looks like Jack Palance.
Andy: Well, she's no Jack Palance.
Cal: No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady, I would want to **** Jack Palance right now.
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