White Men Can't Jump quotes

View Quote Another brick! 'Clang, Clang!' I need like a welding torch to play in this league. I'll tell you what: why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay. And your sister too. I want your mother and your sister out of my place immediately!

View Quote Junior: We goin' Sizzla! We goin' Sizzla!

View Quote Keep singin' guys... My old man was a preacher... I love this shit!

View Quote I'm in a ****in' zone!

View Quote Zeke: No, no, no, no...Billy Boy, this is Ghana. You, my friend, are shooting for The Sudan.

View Quote Rhonda Deane: All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.

View Quote Junior: Billy Ho! Good ta see ya Billy ya look swell!

View Quote Gloria: The money was mine to keep for both of us when Jeopardy called.
Billy: Jeopardy is not going to call, when are you going to ****in' wake up.
Gloria: Jeopardy is going to call Billy, it is my destiny that I triumph magnificently on that show and I'll never do that if I have to wear this stupid hoochie-mama looking dress that you bought me which was obviously a poor excuse to cover up the fact that you ****ed up again! I'm going to get on that mother****ing show, and I'm going to win, because I'm filled with more useless goddamn information than any human being on this ****ing planet! Whose James K. Polk? How many moons are on Pluto? What's a quince? It's a food, Billy, that starts with the letter Q, and I got seven more! I can't believe you lost the goddamn money!

View Quote You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.

View Quote You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

View Quote Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!

View Quote Can anybody step in for mr. handicap? Anybody, for Mr. Mother****ing March of Dimes?

View Quote Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump.

View Quote I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!

View Quote It's hard work makin' you look so bad.