Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes (ID: 624)

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
Other People
The Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends


Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!


Daiquiris.

Damn sluts.

Death, you are my Bitch Lover!

Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot! Ha ha. "Ahhh! I'm hang-gliding, honey; take a good picture, I'm dead." What a freak!

Give me a break! That was my first Asian!

God damn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!

Grow up Peter Pan; Count Chocula!

Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!

Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!

I don't even know what the **** a quail is!

I don't think you heard me correctly, I've got a stage five virgin clinger!

I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup! I love maple syrup on pancakes, I love it on pizza! I love to take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up slick?

I made you a painting, I call the painting "Celebration". It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.

I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to cover a ****ing race horse.