Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

View Quote I'll be in my room painting homo things.

View Quote I'll pop out at the right moment!

View Quote I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now.

View Quote I'm just living the dream.

View Quote I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it.

View Quote It feels so good when he jokes.

View Quote It's like fishing with dynamite.

View Quote Jay-Bone!

View Quote Let's play tummy sticks.

View Quote Lock it up!

View Quote Ma! The meatloaf! ****!!

View Quote Nature versus nurture, Lodge. Nature always wins.

View Quote Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?

View Quote Proper girl in the hat just eye-****ed the shit out of me.