Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
Other People

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Todd Cleary
William Cleary
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View Quote Daiquiris.

View Quote Death, you are my Bitch Lover!

View Quote I'll pop out at the right moment!

View Quote What the **** do you want?

View Quote I'm just living the dream.

View Quote Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!

View Quote Ma! The meatloaf! ****!!

View Quote Come on in for the real thing.

View Quote It's like fishing with dynamite.

View Quote Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot! Ha ha. "Ahhh! I'm hang-gliding, honey; take a good picture, I'm dead." What a freak!

View Quote (Upon finding out that Jeremy is getting married) WHAT?! What an IDIOT! What a loser! Good! Good! More for me and you!

View Quote Wife: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

View Quote Husband: Yeah, that's right, go comatose for me, baby!

View Quote Grandma: He was a doll! The wife, though, Eleanore, big dike. Huge dike. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.

View Quote Chazz's mom: Chazz, there's someone here to see you! And pick up your ****ing skateboard!