“I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only that's not...” – Garth Algar, Wayne's World ... Movie Quotes Database

Garth Algar

I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?

Wayne Campbell

Yeah, that's weird, man, that's weird. Garth! That was a haiku!
(Starting at 'I mean' and finishing at the second 'Wayne's basement', this is a haiku. I.e.:
I mean, we're looking/ Down on Wayne's basement. Only/ That's not Wayne's basement.)

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