Wayne's World quotes

View Quote Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

View Quote Did you ever see that 'Twilight Zone' where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

View Quote Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.

View Quote That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

View Quote If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln

View Quote Okay... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR-4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to COMSAT-6, beam it back to SATCOM-3 transponder number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo. It's almost too easy.

View Quote [to camera] I don't really have anything to say- HEY What's that? [Camera looks, turns back to Garth, who is walking away quickly]

View Quote We fear change.

View Quote Excuse me, I'd like to get by now.

View Quote Wayne, it's never going to happen, live in the now!

View Quote Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew...spew into this. (Unfolding and holding out a tiny Dixie paper cup to a sick-looking friend.)

View Quote As if!

View Quote Wayne Campbell: Car!
Garth Algar: Car!
car drives past
Wayne Campbell: Game On!
Garth Algar: Game On!

View Quote Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago — excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs, nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. OK, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. However I do have a cable access show — and I still know how to party. But what I'd really like is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. It might happen, tsshyeah, right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

View Quote Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.