Van Wilder quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Vance Wilder, Sr: Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.

View Quote Vance Wilder, Sr.: And, schedule in a massage.
Assistant: At the Happy Ending?
Vance Wilder, Sr.: Ah Yes.

View Quote Vance Wilder, Sr.: Van is still in school?
Assistant: For the better part of a decade.

View Quote Those circus midgets can NOT hold their booze!

View Quote I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongata's.

View Quote Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK! [under breath] Not that you had to.

View Quote Her name is Naomi. That's 'I MOAN' backwards.

View Quote You must be Pre-Med Dick.

View Quote This is the Great White Barry.

View Quote Hey, look. That old bag is stronger than she looks.

View Quote Sharing a half-calf latte and a penalty box with Gwen Pearson who believes that censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.

View Quote Write that down.

View Quote If he's here, who's running Hell?

View Quote I didn't realize that I was nothing more to you than some flacid story.

View Quote Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.