Van Wilder

Van Wilder quotes

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Van Wilder

Van: Now, repeat after me. No **** pump...
Taj: No **** pump.

McDoogle: Ok, Wilder. Let's dance.
Van: It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

Vance Wilder, Sr: Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.

I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongata's.

Those circus midgets can NOT hold their booze!

Her name is Naomi. That's 'I MOAN' backwards.

This is the Great White Barry.

Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK! [under breath] Not that you had to.

Sharing a half-calf latte and a penalty box with Gwen Pearson who believes that censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.

Hey, look. That old bag is stronger than she looks.

Well, it is the NAKED mile run; everyone else will be in their birthday suits. Except for that guy...

Write that down.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

You must be Pre-Med Dick.

I didn't realize that I was nothing more to you than some flacid story.