Van Helsing

Van Helsing quotes

53 total quotes (ID: 607)

Anna Valerious
Bloopers
Carl
Dracula
Multiple Characters
Van Helsing


(after Velkan in his werewolf form came in during a rainstorm) Why does it smell like wet dog in here?


Frankenstein's monster: I am the key, to my father's machine. The key to life.

Marishka: Too Bad, So sad

Van Helsing:[To Anna] Alright [starts choking] Flies! There's flies!!
Dracula: I give you...VAN HALEN!!!
Van Helsing: [aiming the arrow gun, the director shouts "NOW!"] Shit! [ducks] You frightened the hell out of me! [laughs]
Frankenstein's Monster: [in the ice cube] I'm a cold heartless bitch.
Mr. Hyde's stand-in: [lifts the bell]
Van Helsing: [jumps on his back] HEY DADDY!!! I'M HOME!!!
Van Helsing: There are those who go through the front door....and there are those who speak their lines a little bit better.
Hugh Jackman: I would NEVER trip. [several clips of him tripping/falling down]

[after cutting off Mr Hyde's arm] I'll bet that's upsetting

Village Woman: [Carl has just saved her from one of Dracula's children] How can I ever repay you.
Carl: [whispers something in her ear]
Village Woman: But you can't do that. You are a monk.
Carl: Well technically I'm just a friar.

Van Helsing: There's something down here. And it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say he's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall. He has a bad gimp in his right leg, and, ah— 3 copper teeth.
Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth?
Van Helsing: Because he's standing right behind you— move!

Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit!

Frankenstein's Monster: [hanging from a rope] Help! Help me!
Carl: But you're supposed to die!
Frankenstein's Monster: I want to live!
Carl:... All right.

[About Frankenstein's monster] My life, my job, is to vanquish evil. I can... I can sense evil. This thing— man— whatever it is— evil may have created it, may have left its mark on it— but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it.

To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all.

[Clapping his hand like a heartbeat] I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. Usually when I approach... I can almost dance to the beat… Strange that yours is so steady.

Allow me to reintroduce my self. I am Count Vladislav Dracula. Born 1422. Murdered 1462.

Velkan: I would rather die than help you!
Dracula: Oh, don't be boring, everyone who says that dies.

Dr. Frankenstein: Good God. I would kill myself before helping in such a task.
Dracula : Feel free. I don't actually need you anymore, Victor. I just need him... he is the key.