Van Helsing quotes

View Quote Dr. Frankenstein: [about his Monster] I could never allow him to be used for such evil.
Dracula : I could.

View Quote Cardinal Jinette: Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters? We are not pleased.
Van Helsing: Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the Order do something about it?
Cardinal Jinette: Because we do not exist.
Van Helsing: Well then neither do I.

View Quote Verona: I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins!

View Quote [Clapping his hand like a heartbeat] I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. Usually when I approach... I can almost dance to the beat… Strange that yours is so steady.

View Quote Frankenstein's monster: I am the key, to my father's machine. The key to life.

View Quote If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material.

View Quote Van Helsing: That's why you're coming with me.
Carl: The hell be damned that I am.
Van Helsing: You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.
Carl: Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit!

View Quote Van Helsing:[To Anna] Alright [starts choking] Flies! There's flies!!
Dracula: I give you...VAN HALEN!!!
Van Helsing: [aiming the arrow gun, the director shouts "NOW!"] Shit! [ducks] You frightened the hell out of me! [laughs]
Frankenstein's Monster: [in the ice cube] I'm a cold heartless bitch.
Mr. Hyde's stand-in: [lifts the bell]
Van Helsing: [jumps on his back] HEY DADDY!!! I'M HOME!!!
Van Helsing: There are those who go through the front door....and there are those who speak their lines a little bit better.
Hugh Jackman: I would NEVER trip. [several clips of him tripping/falling down]

View Quote [About Frankenstein's monster] My life, my job, is to vanquish evil. I can... I can sense evil. This thing— man— whatever it is— evil may have created it, may have left its mark on it— but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it.

View Quote To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all.

View Quote It must be such a burden. Such a curse, to be the left hand of God.

View Quote All I want is life, Gabriel. The continuation of my kind. And perhaps... [shows his hand, which Gabriel cut a finger from] the return of my ring.

View Quote [after cutting off Mr Hyde's arm] I'll bet that's upsetting

View Quote Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same — best when cooked well.

View Quote I'll save you! I swear to God!