Van Helsing quotes

View Quote I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow! And I will live... forever.

View Quote Mr. Hyde: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.
Van Helsing: I'd hate to be such a nuisance. I missed you in London.
Mr Hyde: No you bloody did not! [shows a hole in his arm] You got me good.
Van Helsing: Dr Jekyll...
Mr Hyde: It's Mr Hyde now!
Van Helsing: ... you are wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order for the murder of six men, seven women...
Mr Hyde: ... four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry. So, you're the great Van Helsing.
Van Helsing: And you're a deranged psychopath.
Mr Hyde: We all have our little problems. [eats his cigar]
Van Helsing: My superiers would much like for me to take you alive so that they may extracate your better half.
Mr Hyde: I bet they bloody would.
Van Helsing: Personally I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision.
Mr Hyde: Mmm, do let's! [knocks Van Helsing across the room]

View Quote Anna Valerious: We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death.
Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.

View Quote Dracula: Igor, why must you torture that thing so?
Igor: It's what I do.

View Quote Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
Van Helsing: Werewolf!

View Quote (to Aleera, who has been constantly saying she'll kill Anna and has just been stabbed by Anna) I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them, don't stand around talking about it.

View Quote Marishka: Too Bad, So sad

View Quote Aleera: Tch, tch, tch, so much trouble to my Master, so much trouble.

View Quote (after Velkan in his werewolf form came in during a rainstorm) Why does it smell like wet dog in here?

View Quote Mr. Hyde: [grabbing cord from grappling hook Vanhelsing shot through him, then tried to pull him off the church with] My turn!

View Quote Cardinal Jinette: We have kept mankind safe since time immemorial, we are the last defense against evil. An evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists.

View Quote Anna Valerious: Some say you're a murderer, Mr. Van Helsing. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it?
Van Helsing: It's a bit of both, I think.

View Quote Aleera: You can't go until I say you can. And I say you can go when you're dead!

View Quote Mr. Hyde: [on top of church, grabs Van Helsing] I think you'll find the view here rather spectacular. [dangles Van Helsing from church roof, laughing maniacally]

View Quote Allow me to reintroduce my self. I am Count Vladislav Dracula. Born 1422. Murdered 1462.