Van Helsing

Van Helsing quotes

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Van Helsing


[Clapping his hand like a heartbeat] I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. Usually when I approach... I can almost dance to the beat… Strange that yours is so steady.


Welcome to my summer place.

All I want is life, Gabriel. The continuation of my kind. And perhaps... [shows his hand, which Gabriel cut a finger from] the return of my ring.

It must be such a burden. Such a curse, to be the left hand of God.

Allow me to reintroduce my self. I am Count Vladislav Dracula. Born 1422. Murdered 1462.

Oh, and did I mention, Gabriel. It was you who murdered me?

Is this your silver stake?

Ladies and gentleman, I give to you, VAN HELSING!

I hope you have a heart, Aleera, because someday I'm going to drive a stake through it.

He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink.

(to Aleera, who has been constantly saying she'll kill Anna and has just been stabbed by Anna) I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them, don't stand around talking about it.

The air around here is thick with envy...

Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice.

[To Frankenstein's monster] Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.

If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material.