Van Helsing quotes

View Quote [About Frankenstein's monster] My life, my job, is to vanquish evil. I can... I can sense evil. This thing— man— whatever it is— evil may have created it, may have left its mark on it— but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it.

View Quote Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit!

View Quote (after Velkan in his werewolf form came in during a rainstorm) Why does it smell like wet dog in here?

View Quote How many commandments can we break in one day?

View Quote Aleera: You can't go until I say you can. And I say you can go when you're dead!

View Quote Van Helsing:[To Anna] Alright [starts choking] Flies! There's flies!!
Dracula: I give you...VAN HALEN!!!
Van Helsing: [aiming the arrow gun, the director shouts "NOW!"] Shit! [ducks] You frightened the hell out of me! [laughs]
Frankenstein's Monster: [in the ice cube] I'm a cold heartless bitch.
Mr. Hyde's stand-in: [lifts the bell]
Van Helsing: [jumps on his back] HEY DADDY!!! I'M HOME!!!
Van Helsing: There are those who go through the front door....and there are those who speak their lines a little bit better.
Hugh Jackman: I would NEVER trip. [several clips of him tripping/falling down]

View Quote Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same — best when cooked well.

View Quote To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all.

View Quote I'll save you! I swear to God!

View Quote [after cutting off Mr Hyde's arm] I'll bet that's upsetting

View Quote [To Dr. Frankenstein] A pity your moment of triumph is ruined over a little thing like grave robbery.

View Quote You can't kill me, Victor. I'm already dead.

View Quote Why can't they just leave us alone. We never kill more than our fill. And less than our share. Can they say the same?

View Quote I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow! And I will live... forever.

View Quote I'm at war with the world and every living soul in it!... But soon the final battle will begin.