True Lies quotes

66 total quotes

Helen Tasker
Juno Skinner
Simon
Spencer Trilby

View Quote Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yeah, but they were all bad.

View Quote Simon: Looks like she could suck start a leaf blower, Titties that make you want to sit up and ask for buttermilk, ass like a 10 year old boy.

View Quote Harry Tasker: You tell on me, I'll tell on you.
Albert Gibson: What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm clean as...
Harry Tasker: What about the time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Albert Gibson: You knew about that?
Harry Tasker: Uh-huh.

View Quote [Talking about Helen Tasker, in a car with Simon.]
Helicopter Pilot: Oh yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo.
Albert Gibson: [to Harry Tasker] Maybe she's sleepy.

View Quote [Simon is attempting to have sex with Helen.]
Helen Tasker: No, I can't. I can't!
[Simon is still persuing.]
Simon: If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!

View Quote Harry Tasker: The code name of your assignment will be Boris. And your code name will be...
Helen Tasker: [hopeful] Natasha?
Harry Tasker: No... Doris.

View Quote Albert Gibson: Care to tango?
Faisil: Yes, I would.
Harry Tasker: Assholes.

View Quote Faisil: [hacking the computer] Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt and I am goin...
Albert Gibson: Just copy the goddamn files, OK?

View Quote Harry Tasker: But what about their husbands?
Simon: Dickless! I mean let's face it, if they were taking care of business, I'd be out of business.

View Quote [Harry returns to the van after escaping the castle.]
Harry Tasker: Hi guys.
Albert Gibson: Well that worked real good. Right out of the old front gate.
Harry Tasker: Can you lean back for a second...
[Harry shoots two remaining pursuers.]

View Quote Harry Tasker: Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.
Albert Gibson: Your horse?

View Quote [Salim Abu Aziz reveals a nuclear weapon.]
Salim Abu Aziz: Do you know what this is?
Harry Tasker: I know what this is...
[Salim smiles]
Harry Tasker: This is an espresso machine.
[Salim frowns]
Harry Tasker: No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker.
[Salim approaches Harry]
Harry Tasker: Is it a water heater?

View Quote Harry Tasker: [To Salim, currently attached to a rocket] You're fired.

View Quote Albert Gibson: [over radio] All right twinkle toes, what's you exit strategy?
Harry Tasker: I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.
Albert Gibson: [over radio] Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.

View Quote [Harry is commandeering a Harrier to rescue his daughter.]
Albert Gibson: Harry, do you realize it has been, if fact, ten years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?
Harry Tasker: If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.