True Lies quotes

66 total quotes

Albert Gibson
Faisil
Harry Tasker

Helen Tasker
Juno Skinner
Simon
Spencer Trilby

View Quote I married Rambo!

View Quote Would a spy pee on himself?

View Quote Let's face it. The 'Vette... get 'em wet!

View Quote I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic.

View Quote Men want this for only one thing, pussy right.

View Quote Ok, Suzie Homemaker. Let's go.

View Quote My condolences to the widow.

View Quote It's a scale really, with a perfect mission at one end and a total pooch screw at the other, and we're right about in the middle.

View Quote Sweet Jesus, Harry, you surely screwed the pooch last night, didn't you?

View Quote So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.

View Quote [about Harry's daughter]
Albert Gibson: Do you think she's still a virgin.
Harry Tasker: Don't be ridiculous, she's only - what is she now?
Albert Gibson: She's fourteen!
Harry Tasker: She's fourteen years old!
Albert Gibson: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.

View Quote Harry Tasker: Helen is having an affair.
Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club!

View Quote Samir: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
Harry Tasker: Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.

View Quote Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.

View Quote Harry Tasker: Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry Tasker: Yep!