Trading Places quotes

37 total quotes

Billy Ray Valentine
Louis Winthorp III
Others

View Quote Harvey: Monkey? MONKEY! I'm a ****ing gorilla, you clown!

View Quote Bunny: And she stepped on the ball.

View Quote Randolph Duke: Money isn't everything, Mortimer.
Mortimer Duke: Oh, grow up.
Randolph Duke: Mother always said you were greedy.
Mortimer Duke: She meant it as a compliment.

View Quote I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.

View Quote Louis: [after giving the secret knock] Who is it?
Billy Ray: Open the door, man!

View Quote Hey that's the motherf- I mean... that's the gentleman that had me busted.

View Quote [[to Penelope, as he is leaving jail] Those men wanted to have sex with me!