Toy Story quotes

View Quote To infinity and beyond!

View Quote How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

View Quote Years of academy training, wasted!

View Quote Don't you get it?! [points to a doll's hat on his head] You see the hat?! I am Mrs. Nesbitt!

View Quote (insanely) Gone! It's all gone! All of it's gone! Bye-bye! Whoo! See ya!

View Quote (weeping) But the hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good. The apron is a bit much, but the hat...

View Quote Mr. Potato Head: [Mr. Potato Head has put his eyes, mouth and nose in a position that reflects a famous Picasso work] Hey Hamm, look at me! I'm Picasso!
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!

View Quote Hamm: So where are you from, Singapore? Hong Kong?
Buzz: Well no, I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four, as an elite Universe Protection Unit. I protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
[long pause]
Mr. Potato Head: Oh really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not actually from Mattel, I'm from a smaller company that was purchased in a levereged buy-out.

View Quote Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

View Quote Mr. Potato Head: How come YOU don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

View Quote Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
Squeaky Aliens: [pointing up] The Claw!
1st Alien: The Claw is our master.
2nd Ailen: The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: This is ludicrous.

View Quote Rex: [drops down in front of Woody] Ro-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-r!!!
Woody: [distracted] How you doing, Rex?
Rex: [desperate] Were you scared? Tell me honestly!
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.

View Quote [Buzz is muttering things into his "mission log"]
Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to a new house in two days, and it's all your fault!
Buzz: My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
Woody: Well, if you hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me--
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: What?! What are you talking about?!
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!!!
[long pause; Woody stares at Buzz, incredulous and dumbfounded]
Woody: [exploding with rage] You...are...a...toy-y-y!! You are not the real Buzz Lightyear! Oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah?! Well good riddance, ya loony!

View Quote Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y! Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, but I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present.

View Quote Rex: [about Sid] I thought he was at summer camp?
Hamm: They must have kicked him out early this year.