Toy Story

Toy Story quotes

49 total quotes (ID: 589)

Buzz Lightyear
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Woody's pullstring quotes

It's not a laser, it's a little lightbulb that blinks!

[on Buzz's supposed flight] That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!

This can not be happening to me!

Stop it, you zealots!

Okay, Mr Lightbeer, be my guest.

Reach for the skyyyy!

This town ain't big enough for the two of us!

You're my favorite deputy!

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

There's a snake in my boot!

(insanely) Gone! It's all gone! All of it's gone! Bye-bye! Whoo! See ya!

Rex: [drops down in front of Woody] Ro-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-r!!!
Woody: [distracted] How you doing, Rex?
Rex: [desperate] Were you scared? Tell me honestly!
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.

[Buzz is muttering things into his "mission log"]
Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to a new house in two days, and it's all your fault!
Buzz: My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
Woody: Well, if you hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me--
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: What?! What are you talking about?!
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!!!
[long pause; Woody stares at Buzz, incredulous and dumbfounded]
Woody: [exploding with rage] You...are...a...toy-y-y!! You are not the real Buzz Lightyear! Oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah?! Well good riddance, ya loony!

[after witnessing Sid blow up a toy] Buzz: I could've stopped him.
Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try. Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.

Woody: Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success. We'd all like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're welcome.