It's not a laser, it's a little lightbulb that blinks!
Buzz Lightyear
Tim Allen · 48 quotes
Rex
Wallace Shawn · 25 quotes
Hamm
John Ratzenberger · 22 quotes
Mr. Potato Head
Don Rickles · 22 quotes
Slinky Dog
Jim Varney · 12 quotes
Jennifer Davis
11 quotes
Andy Davis
John Morris · 9 quotes
Sarge
9 quotes
Bo Peep
Annie Potts · 8 quotes
Hannah Phillips
Sarah Rayne · 4 quotes
Toys
4 quotes
Sidney "Sid" Phillips
Erik von Detten · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Woody & Buzz Lightyear (32), Hamm & Mr. Potato Head (15), Rex & Hamm (14)
Toy Story quotes
Page 2 of 7This can not be happening to me!
Stop it, you zealots!
Okay, Mr Lightbeer, be my guest.
Reach for the skyyyy!
This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
You're my favorite deputy!
Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
There's a snake in my boot!
I was close to being scared that time.
Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to a new house in two days, and it's all your fault!
My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
Well, if you hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me--
Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
What?! What are you talking about?!
Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!!!
[long pause; Woody stares at Buzz, incredulous and dumbfounded] [exploding with rage]
You...are...a...toy-y-y!! You are not the real Buzz Lightyear! Oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Oh, yeah?! Well good riddance, ya loony!
Buzz, I would love to see you try. Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.
Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success. We'd all like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell [mechanically]
You're welcome.