Toy Story 2

Toy Story 2 quotes

84 total quotes (ID: 904)

Al McWiggin
Buzz Lightyear
Evil Emperor Zurg
Hamm
Jessie
Mr. Potato Head
Mrs. Potato Head
Other
Rex
Slinky
Stinky Pete the Prospector
Tour Guide Barbie
Woody


Buzz: Come on, men! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to the back of a rocket?
Everyone: [Reluctantly] No.
Buzz: No! And did he give up when you all threw him out of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: [Feeling guilty] Oh, you had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, he did not!


[To Woody] YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ITS YOU! ITS YOU! ITS REALLY YOU!!!!

[The toys are gathered around an Etcha Sketch board with a doodle of Woody on it.]
Hamm: All right. Let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit 'A,' Woody, was kidnapped. Exhibit 'B'. A composite sketch of the kidnapper.
Bo: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky...
Mr. Potato: Let's just go straight to Exhibit 'F': The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction--
Hamm: Are your eyes in backwards? It went the other way.
Mr. Potato: Hey, put a cork in it, pal.
[Rex arrives, demolishing the "crime scene".]
Rex: How do you spell 'FBI'?
Mr. Potato: MY CRIME SCENE!
Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're going, Godspilla?!
Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene!

[shouting] Don't talk to any toy you don't know!

[On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue.]
Rabbit: [brief incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit': Uh-huh.
Woody: Run like the wind, Bullseye!

Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.

Buzz Lightyear Mission Log: All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

Bo: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz: [coughs] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

Woody: Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.

Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill!
Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime!

Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself!
Zurg: Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns away he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail.]
Zurg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it... I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz #2: [forlornly reaching down to the abyss] Father...

Woody: Look, Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's--
Jessie: [sarcastically] Let me guess. "Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive... because that's how he sees you."
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.

[Buzz is driving a pizza truck; Hamm is reading the owner's manual] Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.

How long do you think it'll last, Woody? DO you really think Andy's going to take you with him to college? Or on his honeymoon...?? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it.

And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle! Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand!