Toy Story 2 quotes

84 total quotes

Al McWiggin
Buzz Lightyear
Evil Emperor Zurg
Hamm
Jessie
Mr. Potato Head

Mrs. Potato Head
Other
Rex
Slinky
Stinky Pete the Prospector
Tour Guide Barbie
Woody

View Quote Buzz #2: Will somebody please explain what's going on?
Buzz: It's all right, space ranger. [aside] It's a code 546.
Buzz #2: [gasps] You mean it's...?
Buzz: Yes.
Buzz #2: And he's...?
Buzz: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz #2: Your Majesty!

View Quote Buzz Lightyear Mission Log: All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

View Quote Woody: Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.

View Quote Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.

View Quote Buzz: Come on, men! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to the back of a rocket?
Everyone: [Reluctantly] No.
Buzz: No! And did he give up when you all threw him out of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: [Feeling guilty] Oh, you had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, he did not!

View Quote Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair.
Prospector: Fair?! I'll tell you what's not fair - spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, now my patience has finally paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!

View Quote Hamm: Excuse me. Could any of you ladies tell us where we can find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Barbie: I can help! I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms and accesories in the car at all times, and no flash photography! Thank you!
Mr. Potato: [to himself] I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: [jumping into front seat] Then make room for the single fellas!

View Quote All right fellas, (puts on moustache) let's roll!

View Quote You never forget kids like Emily or Andy... but they forget you.

View Quote Buzz Clone: I'll never give in! You killed my father!
Zurg: No, Buzz; I am your father.
Buzz Clone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

View Quote Green Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato: Will you just leave me alone?!

View Quote Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself!
Zurg: Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns away he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail.]
Zurg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it... I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz #2: [forlornly reaching down to the abyss] Father...

View Quote How long do you think it'll last, Woody? DO you really think Andy's going to take you with him to college? Or on his honeymoon...?? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it.

View Quote Buzz: Are you still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Nah. I'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it's all over, I'll have my old pal Buzz Lightyear to keep me company, for infinity and beyond.

View Quote Buzz #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say... traitor?
Buzz: I don't have time for this.