Toy Story 2 quotes

View Quote [On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue.]
Rabbit: [brief incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit': Uh-huh.
Woody: Run like the wind, Bullseye!

View Quote [To Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

View Quote [The toys are gathered around an Etcha Sketch board with a doodle of Woody on it.]
Hamm: All right. Let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit 'A,' Woody, was kidnapped. Exhibit 'B'. A composite sketch of the kidnapper.
Bo: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky...
Mr. Potato: Let's just go straight to Exhibit 'F': The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction--
Hamm: Are your eyes in backwards? It went the other way.
Mr. Potato: Hey, put a cork in it, pal.
[Rex arrives, demolishing the "crime scene".]
Rex: How do you spell 'FBI'?
Mr. Potato: MY CRIME SCENE!
Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're going, Godspilla?!
Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene!

View Quote [To Woody] YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ITS YOU! ITS YOU! ITS REALLY YOU!!!!

View Quote Jessie: You callin' me a liar?
Woody: Well, if the boot fits...
Jessie: [dangerously] Say that again.
Woody: [enunciating] If the booT. FitS.

View Quote I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...

View Quote Come to me, my prey.

View Quote Buzz: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz: (quickly and a bit embarrased) Right, right, of course.

View Quote Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato: Oh boy.
Mrs. Potato: You saved their lives? My hero! Aren't they adorable? Let's adopt them!
Aliens: [Hugging Mr. Potato] Daddy!

View Quote Andy's Mom: I'm sorry honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.
Wheezy the Penguin: What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one step away from here, to there. [He points out the window to a yard sale.]
Geri the Cleaner: You can't rush art.

View Quote [shouting] Don't talk to any toy you don't know!

View Quote (From outtake: After seeing "This space for rent" on his wings) Darnit, Woody!

View Quote Prepare to meet MR. ANGRY EYES! [Reaches into his back compartment for angry eyes, but accidentally puts on spare pair of shoes instead.] Raargh! Raar!

View Quote You're not turning me into a mashed potato!

View Quote Bo Peep: [amorously] You're cute when you care.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo! Not in front of Buzz...
Bo Peep: Naah, let him look.