Toy Story 2 quotes
84 total quotesMrs. Potato Head
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Rex
Slinky
Stinky Pete the Prospector
Tour Guide Barbie
Woody
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Hamm: Excuse me. Could any of you ladies tell us where we can find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Barbie: I can help! I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms and accesories in the car at all times, and no flash photography! Thank you!
Mr. Potato: [to himself] I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: [jumping into front seat] Then make room for the single fellas!
Barbie: I can help! I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms and accesories in the car at all times, and no flash photography! Thank you!
Mr. Potato: [to himself] I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: [jumping into front seat] Then make room for the single fellas!
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[On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue.]
Rabbit: [brief incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit': Uh-huh.
Woody: Run like the wind, Bullseye!
Rabbit: [brief incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit': Uh-huh.
Woody: Run like the wind, Bullseye!
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[Stinky Pete is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
Jessie: Prospector?
Woody: You're out of your box!
Prospector: I tried to reason with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
Jessie: Prospector?
Woody: You're out of your box!
Prospector: I tried to reason with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
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Woody: Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.
Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.
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[Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends]
Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo! BUZZ! I WAS A YO-YO!!
Mr. Potato: [to Hamm] Was...?!
Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo! BUZZ! I WAS A YO-YO!!
Mr. Potato: [to Hamm] Was...?!
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Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.
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Green Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato: Will you just leave me alone?!
Mr. Potato: Will you just leave me alone?!
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Mr. Potato: Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato: Not quite everybody.
Buzz: Who's behind?
Slinky: Mine.
[Pause while Slinky's back half catches up with the group]
Buzz: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato: Not quite everybody.
Buzz: Who's behind?
Slinky: Mine.
[Pause while Slinky's back half catches up with the group]
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Buzz: Come on, men! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to the back of a rocket?
Everyone: [Reluctantly] No.
Buzz: No! And did he give up when you all threw him out of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: [Feeling guilty] Oh, you had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, he did not!
Everyone: [Reluctantly] No.
Buzz: No! And did he give up when you all threw him out of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: [Feeling guilty] Oh, you had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, he did not!
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[The toys are trying to enter an apartment building.]
Slinky: How are we going to get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
Mr. Potato: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? [looking at Mr. Potato and Slinky] With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
Slinky: How are we going to get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
Mr. Potato: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? [looking at Mr. Potato and Slinky] With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
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Buzz #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say... traitor?
Buzz: I don't have time for this.
Buzz: I don't have time for this.
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Slinky: We've been down this aisle already.
Mr. Potato: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink!
Slinky: Face it, we're lost.
Mr. Potato: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink!
Slinky: Face it, we're lost.
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Jessie: You callin' me a liar?
Woody: Well, if the boot fits...
Jessie: [dangerously] Say that again.
Woody: [enunciating] If the booT. FitS.
Woody: Well, if the boot fits...
Jessie: [dangerously] Say that again.
Woody: [enunciating] If the booT. FitS.
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Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself!
Zurg: Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns away he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail.]
Zurg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it... I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz #2: [forlornly reaching down to the abyss] Father...
Zurg: Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns away he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail.]
Zurg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it... I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz #2: [forlornly reaching down to the abyss] Father...