Toy Story 2 quotes

84 total quotes

Al McWiggin
Buzz Lightyear
Evil Emperor Zurg
Hamm
Jessie
Mr. Potato Head

Mrs. Potato Head
Other
Rex
Slinky
Stinky Pete the Prospector
Tour Guide Barbie
Woody

View Quote It's like printing my own money...

View Quote [To Check-in officer] Listen Flyboy! The contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year. You got that, sport? You be careful, I had a box of cookies once and they came back as crumbs.

View Quote To mail six packages to Japan overnight is how much? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?! Oh, you people are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry, you know that?

View Quote Don't touch my moustache!

View Quote Andy's Mom: I'm sorry honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.
Wheezy the Penguin: What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one step away from here, to there. [He points out the window to a yard sale.]
Geri the Cleaner: You can't rush art.

View Quote Buzz: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz: (quickly and a bit embarrased) Right, right, of course.

View Quote Prospector: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
[pause]
Woody: Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?

View Quote Woody: Look, Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's--
Jessie: [sarcastically] Let me guess. "Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive... because that's how he sees you."
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.

View Quote Buzz Clone: I'll never give in! You killed my father!
Zurg: No, Buzz; I am your father.
Buzz Clone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

View Quote Zurg: So! We meet again, Buzz Lightyear -- for the last time!
Buzz: Not today, Zurg!

View Quote [Channel-surfing]
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm: Too late, I'm already in the 40's. Gotta go around the horn, it's faster.

View Quote Bo Peep: [amorously] You're cute when you care.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo! Not in front of Buzz...
Bo Peep: Naah, let him look.

View Quote Rex: What happened?
Mr. Potato: Woody's been shelved!

View Quote Bo: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz: [coughs] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

View Quote Rex: How do we get inside?
Buzz : Use your head!
[Cut to the toys using Rex as a battering ram]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!