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View Quote Young Richard: Late again, Tommy. You're pathetic.
Young Tommy: Shut up, Richard!

View Quote Sorry, pardon me. Can I just check this out? D-plus? Oh, my god. I passed! I passed! Oh, man! I got a D-Plus! I'm going to graduate! I wish we'd known each other. This is a little awkward.

View Quote Hey lady, there's a fat whale on your boat?!

View Quote Quit playing with your dinghy.

View Quote Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!

View Quote Your sail is limp, like your dick!

View Quote He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he folks?

View Quote Some of us are leaving, and that is sad, but this isn't the end. No way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two. We're going to show... [passes out]

View Quote Holy shnikes!

View Quote [Singing, in an attempt to cheer up Richard] Fat guy in a li'l coat! Fat guy in a li'l coat!

View Quote [After watching Tommy wolf down fries and squirt ketchup into his mouth] Ugh! I could just hear you getting fatter .

View Quote If I wanted a kiss, I would've called you mother.

View Quote Ugh, I just barfed on an anthill. Cool. Ugh, I think they're pissed.

View Quote Not here, or here so much... but right 'here'.

View Quote What'd ya DO!?