TMNT quotes

36 total quotes (ID: 898)

Casey Jones

Come to daddy. After strapping the entirety of a display of ancient swords to his back

If there's something you wanna get off your shell, now's the time but I'm not going to sit here and discuss Splinter's direct orders with you!

Two minutes for high sticking!

Warn me next time! I got allergies! [After inhaling smoke pellets.]

Max Winters: I must've hit my head pretty hard. I'm seeing giant turtles.

Splinter: [After kicking a monster back into the portal] I still got it!

April O'Neil: Casey, I'm standing on the docks with a priceless statue and no delivery truck. So my question is: Where are you?
Casey Jones: April! Hey babe! I'm so sorry, I set the alarm but...
[Casey quickly looks around, and picks up the alarm clock and starts bashing it on the coffee table.]
Casey Jones: It-it's broken.

Raphael: Spoken like a true has-been.
Donatello: Well, look who woke up. I suppose you think Nightwatcher is some kind of hero.
Raphael: Beats sitting around doing nothing while dirtbags run free.

Casey Jones: You think you own these rooftops? I happen to think you could use my help. And I could use a sidekick. You may have everyone else fooled, but you haven't fooled me, Raph.
"Nightwatcher": Yeah, well guess what... Hey, wait a minute...
["Nightwatcher" removes his helmet, revealing Raphael in the costume.]
Raphael: How'd you know it was me?
Casey Jones: It wasn't that hard, man. You look like a big, metal turtle.
Raphael: It's that obvious, huh?

Michelangelo: Did anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night? It looked like your mom dude!
Donatello: Yeah. That would make her your mom too, doofus.

Michelangelo: Leo! Is that really you? I'm dreaming, aren't I?
[Gives him a big hug.]
Leonardo: No, Mikey. You're not dreaming.
Michelangelo: Good. I had nightmares about birthday parties.

Michelangelo: I heard his [Nightwatcher's] bike, turns into a plane, or like, a jet pack. Don, you're so smart, how come we don't have jet packs?
Donatello: Yeah, that's good Mikey, except I don't even trust you with a drivers license. Have you seen the way this guy is--
[Donatello is interrupted by a roar coming from a construction site.]

Leonardo: Alright, but remember, we're up here for training.
Michelangelo: Y'know what I always say: Train by doing, dude.
Donatello: Mikey, when have you ever said that?

Raphael: You are so smug, y'know that? You think that the world revolves around you, don't you? That we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh?! Well I've got a a news flash for ya: We got along just fine without you!
Leonardo: And this qualifies as "just fine"? Dressing up like it's Halloween every night, risking the safety of our family? I mean come on, what were you thinking?!
Raphael: Don't push it Leo. You can't leave home and come back expecting us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers.
Leonardo: Hey, I was training. Training to be a better leader. For you! Why do you hate me for that?
Raphael: Whoever said I wanted to be lead?! I'm better off calling my own shots, now get used to it.
Leonardo: You aren't ready. You're impatient, and hot tempered, and more importantly... I'm better than you.
Raphael: Hahahahaha. Oh, y'know something big brother, I have to disagree with you on that one.
[Raphael makes a "Come get some" motion with his sai.]
Leonardo: Don't do this, Raph.
Raphael: I'm done taking orders.

Donatello: That would be the swirling vortex to another world, I assume.
Michelangelo: Cool. I want one.