This is Spinal Tap quotes
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Nigel Tufnel
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It's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none, none more black.
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I'm quite influenced by Mozart and Bach, so I like to think that this piece is more of a Mach really.
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
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[Concerning his epitaph]: Here lies David St. Hubbins.... and why not?
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[when told their album cover was sexist] Well, what's wrong with being sexy?
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Peter "James" Bond (1949-1977) Cause of death: Spontaneous combustion
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We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.
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Richard "Ric" Shrimpton (1948-?) Cause of death: No one knows what happened to Ric. None of the band members thought to ask each other. We've also heard that he sold his dialysis machine for drugs, and we assumed he died.
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You can't really dust for vomit.
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Mick Shrimpton (1948-1982) Cause of death: On-stage explosion.
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It's like space without the stars.
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Joe "Mama" Besser (19??-1983) Cause of death: Missing, presumed dead, or playing jazz.
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These go up to eleven.
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That's not to say I haven't had my visionary moments. I've taken acid seventy five, seventy-six times.
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Oh. This piece is called Lick My Love-Pump.