This is Spinal Tap

This is Spinal Tap quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 580)

David St. Hubbins
Derek Smalls
Ian Faith
Multiple Characters
Nigel Tufnel
Songs and lyrics

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

[Concerning his epitaph]: Here lies David St. Hubbins.... and why not?

Peter "James" Bond (1949-1977) Cause of death: Spontaneous combustion

[when told their album cover was sexist] Well, what's wrong with being sexy?

We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries - David and Nigel. They're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries; it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.

We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

These go up to eleven.

Mick Shrimpton (1948-1982) Cause of death: On-stage explosion.

It's like space without the stars.

That's not to say I haven't had my visionary moments. I've taken acid seventy five, seventy-six times.

They died. Nice person, really... He's dead, you know... Yeah, he died...

You can't really dust for vomit.

Richard "Ric" Shrimpton (1948-?) Cause of death: No one knows what happened to Ric. None of the band members thought to ask each other. We've also heard that he sold his dialysis machine for drugs, and we assumed he died.

Joe "Mama" Besser (19??-1983) Cause of death: Missing, presumed dead, or playing jazz.