This is Spinal Tap

This is Spinal Tap quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 580)

David St. Hubbins
Derek Smalls
Drummers
Ian Faith
Multiple Characters
Nigel Tufnel
Reviews
Songs and lyrics


(Concerning Boston, MA): It's not a big college town.


[Concerning his epitaph]: Here lies David St. Hubbins.... and why not?

We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries - David and Nigel. They're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries; it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.

[when told their album cover was sexist] Well, what's wrong with being sexy?

Peter "James" Bond (1949-1977) Cause of death: Spontaneous combustion

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

That's not to say I haven't had my visionary moments. I've taken acid seventy five, seventy-six times.

These go up to eleven.

We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

It's like space without the stars.

They died. Nice person, really... He's dead, you know... Yeah, he died...

Mick Shrimpton (1948-1982) Cause of death: On-stage explosion.

You can't really dust for vomit.

Richard "Ric" Shrimpton (1948-?) Cause of death: No one knows what happened to Ric. None of the band members thought to ask each other. We've also heard that he sold his dialysis machine for drugs, and we assumed he died.

Oh. This piece is called Lick My Love-Pump.