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Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

I, for one, do not think the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

[Concerning his epitaph]: Here lies David St. Hubbins.... and why not?

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