The Cable Guy quotes

22 total quotes

Chip Douglas
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Steve Kovac

View Quote [Whispers] Am I really your buddy?

View Quote Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! Bad boy, bad boy. Watcha gonna do?

View Quote You know, the problem with real life is, there's no danger music [begins humming]

View Quote Someone has to kill the baby sitter!

View Quote WOW, nice jump, Spiderman!

View Quote Ok i'm takin off.... See ya..... b y e........

View Quote [Lisping] You stupid son of a bitch.