The Cable Guy quotes

22 total quotes

Chip Douglas
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Steve Kovac

View Quote [Whispers] Am I really your buddy?

View Quote Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! Bad boy, bad boy. Watcha gonna do?

View Quote Someone has to kill the baby sitter!

View Quote You know, the problem with real life is, there's no danger music [begins humming]

View Quote WOW, nice jump, Spiderman!

View Quote Ok i'm takin off.... See ya..... b y e........

View Quote [Lisping] You stupid son of a bitch.