The Cable Guy quotes
22 total quotes (ID: 571)Chip Douglas
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Steve Kovac
Hail to thee fair wench does thoe have a mug of ale for me and me mate for he hast been pitched in battle for a fortnight and hast a kings thirst for the frosty brew
I was gonna go to that bed and bath place, and now it's closed
Oh, Billy!
I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable!
I learned the facts of life, by watching the facts of life.
I just wanted to hang out, NO BIG DEAL!
Chip: (after Steven just punched him) You're gonna have to do better than that Steven! Steven? Steven! Hey my lisp is gone!
Steven: (Punches Chip again.)
Chip: (with lisp) Oh you stupid son of a bitch!
Steven: (Punches Chip again.)
Chip: (with lisp) Oh you stupid son of a bitch!
Could you scoot over just a tad, thanks.
Cop: Play us a song
Chip: Oh no I couldn't...alright already. You might recongnize this song as preformed by Jefferson Airplane in a little Rocumentary about the Rolling Stones in their nightmare at Altamont, that night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight...it's my turn!
Chip: Oh no I couldn't...alright already. You might recongnize this song as preformed by Jefferson Airplane in a little Rocumentary about the Rolling Stones in their nightmare at Altamont, that night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels had their way. Tonight...it's my turn!
Rick: You may know his boss, Larry Tate. From a little show called, Be-witched.
Hard to believe they got the floors cleaned in here after what happened:Steven:"what happened?"?...they had alot of cats.
Bastard!
I just wanted to be your friend...but I screwed it up.
Robin: Oh...hey, what's up?
Chip: We met about a week ago and hit it off!
Rick: Oh, really? That's sweet! Alright, you're on my team!
Chip: Sorry, only on Steven's team.
Rick: Alright let's play.
Chip: Alright, let's see what you got white shadow!
Rick: Oh, really? That's sweet! Alright, you're on my team!
Chip: Sorry, only on Steven's team.
Rick: Alright let's play.
Chip: Alright, let's see what you got white shadow!