Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

56 total quotes

Casey Jones
Chief Sterns
Donatello
Michelangelo

Multiple Characters
Raphael
Splinter
Tatsu
The Shredder

View Quote Chief Sterns: We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.
April: I'm not sure I understood all of that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it, in English perhaps?

View Quote April O'Neill: And then there's Casey Jones, a nine-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might be cute except for that pigheadedness.

View Quote Danny: I think there's some left over pizza from the other night.
[Michelangelo runs over to the table, Donatello takes a look at it]
Micheangelo:Well?
Donatello: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
Michelangelo: Doh!
[Donatello and him start humming "Taps"]

View Quote Donatello: Nice night.
Michelangelo: Mmm-hmm. Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.
Donatello: Hey, Mikey...You ever think about what Splinter said? About, y'know...Us not havin' him?
Michelangelo: ...Well, time's up. Three bucks off.

View Quote Donatello: You're a claustraphobic!
Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy before!

View Quote There will be no mistake this time. I go myself.

View Quote April: Is Raph coming back?
Donatello: I'm sure he'll be back any minute.....
[An unconscious Raphael is thrown through the window, landing at Donatello's feet]

View Quote [April and Casey fight then go into different rooms, slamming the doors after them] Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it?

View Quote Michelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock.
Donatello: Too derivative.
Michelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Donatello: Too clich?.
Michelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
Donatello: I like it! Step up!

View Quote Death comes for us all, Oruku Saki, but something much worse comes for you, for when you die, it will be... without honour.

View Quote [Turtles are watching April on TV, Michelangelo's teasing Raphael] I think he's actually turning red! [Raphael throws sai, sticks to floor between Donatello's legs] Uh, maybe not.

View Quote The Shredder: You fight well in the old style, but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face... The Shredder.
Donatello: The Shredder?
Michelangelo: Uuh... maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw.

View Quote I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.

View Quote [Chasing Casey Jones] Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAMN!

View Quote [After Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo discard their weapons to save Leonardo.] Fools! The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one! Now your fate....Will be his!