Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

56 total quotes

Casey Jones
Chief Sterns
Donatello
Michelangelo

Multiple Characters
Raphael
Splinter
Tatsu
The Shredder

View Quote Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu. Wa-hoo! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different...
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Michaelangelo: WHOOPS.
Splinter: Kids.

View Quote Casey Jones: New game, round-head. Cricket?
Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

View Quote Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Anne. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfaroni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips!
[Casey finishes fixing the engine.]
Casey Jones: Okay let's give this a try, funkoid!
Donatello: Here it goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: G.
Donatello: Here it goes, gak face!
Casey Jones: I'm ready, hose brain!

View Quote Wise men say, 'forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'

View Quote Leonardo: We were awesome!
Michelangelo: Bodacious!
Raphael: Bitchin'!
Donatello: uuh...
Michelangelo: Gnarly!
Leonardo: Radical!
Raphael: Totally tubular!
Michelangelo: Wicked!
Raphael: Hellacious!
Donatello: uuh... mega...
Splinter: I have always liked... cowabunga.

View Quote Oh, and I want no anchovies. And I mean, no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay?!

View Quote You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These... Turtles.

View Quote April: Will I ever see you guys again?
Michelangelo: Indubitably!
Leonardo: Well, that depends on how fast you stock your pizza.

View Quote April: What did you do, did you take classes in insensitivity?
Casey Jones: I was just trying to break it to you easy.
April: Oh, well, you failed miserably!
Casey Jones: Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me.
April: And what do you want? Do you want a thank you?
Casey Jones: No, it's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?

View Quote [Raphael and Leonardo begin arguing. Michelangelo: Kitchen?] Kitchen. [Pork rinds?] Pork rinds.

View Quote "[Taunting all the turtles.]" Ahhh the rat... It has a name ... It HAD a name ...

View Quote That was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty. Two minutes for slashing... two minutes for hooking... and let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking.

View Quote (Shredder has just realized who this giant rat is.) Yes, Oroku Saki. I know who you are. We met many years ago, in the home of my master, Hamato Yoshi!

View Quote [After seeing Raphael for the first time] Hey, what are you? Some sort of punker? I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup...who wear masks over ugly faces.

View Quote Leonardo: [about Casey] Who the heck is that?
Michelangelo: Wayne Gretzky? On steroids?