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Soldier: Hoi te? Han ching! Pae ja, Hans Brix bo tae so tae ka. [Sir, Hans Blix is here from the United Nations]
Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! [Enter Hans Blix] Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, and your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't-have-any-weapons-a-mass-destwuction, 'kay Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the U.N.'s collective mind.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, ya-breakin' my balls here, Hans, ya breakin' my balls!
Hans Blix: I'm sorry, but the U.N. must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or erse what?
Hans Blix: Or else - we will be very, very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: Okay, I show you, Hans. You'r ready? Stand a rittre to your reft.
[Hans Blix moves to the left.]
Kim Jong Il: Rittle more.
[Hans Blix moves further to the left.]
Kim Jong Il: Gewd.
[Hans Blix falls into a trap and is subsequently attacked by sharks.]
Kim Jong Il: There you go, Hans Brix. How you rike that, you butt-****ing ****!
[Hans Blix struggles to escape the sharks in vain]
Kim Jong Il: Do you have any idea how ****in busy I am, Hans Brix? Werr, **** you! You want inspection? Werr, inspect that, You butt-****ing piece of shit! What, you think I'm just a petty arms dealer? I'm pranning the attack! Congratulations Team America, you have stopped nothing...


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