9/11 times ... [various characters]
Gary Johnston
Trey Parker · 16 quotes
Lisa
Kristen Miller · 14 quotes
Spottswoode
Daran Norris · 14 quotes
Chris
Matt Stone · 8 quotes
Joe
Trey Parker · 8 quotes
Jong Il Kim
Trey Parker · 7 quotes
Tim Robbins
Trey Parker · 5 quotes
Matt Damon
Trey Parker · 4 quotes
Alec Baldwin
Maurice LaMarche · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Gary Johnston & Spottswoode (9), Gary Johnston & Lisa (6), Gary Johnston & Chris (3)
Team America: World Police quotes
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Both Lisa and Sarah
I treasure your friendship.
Empath
I sense... [The obvious or erroneous]
We were all out at the zoo one day. I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. I fell in. Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me, forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket. The gorillas just went wild. They jumped all over his body and... threw him around like a rag doll to get to those blueberries. One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla who, tossed him to another... Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help but it was too late. The gorillas... beat him to death, before the zookeepers could gas them all. My acting... got my brother killed. I got to live with that, every single day.
Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did.
Do you have any idea how **** busy I am?
God, I'm so confused! It's too soon to be having feelings for you.
Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them.
Promise me you'll never die.
You know I can't promise that.
If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Terrorize this!
We are here to usher in a new era without violence. By following the rules of the Film Actors Guild, the world can become a better place ...that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning. That... is the **** way. One day you will all look at the world us actors created and say, "Wow, good goin', ****. You really made the world a better place, didn't ya, ****?"
Chechen Leader
[to Gary]
I like you. You have balls. I like balls.
I hate to break this little party, but there are still a lot of bad guys out there.
Er-well, then let's show the bad guys the police are back in force!
**** yeah.
**** yeah.
Well, I am not going anywhere with this [lays hands on Gary] ****in' traitor!
Yeah! What makes you think we'll take you back, you douchebag?!
We're doing this without you!
Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me, that he is one hundred percent committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my ****!
[for a brief moment, the team gaze at Gary a little suspiciously]
Uhright! Come on, team, we gotta find that stage!
Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Yes, it is. Now suck my ****!
Woman at Window
Get out of the street, you **** bum! [Gary stumbles against some trash near a bin] You gave up on life, didn't ya?!
Wadda you think Spottswoode sees in him?
I dunno, but I think I see it too.