Team America: World Police quotes
53 total quotesLisa
Matt Damon
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Spottswoode
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Gary: [irritated and barking] I said get away from me!! I'm completely lost! I've hit rock bottom!
Woman at Window: Get out of the street, you ****ing bum! [Gary stumbles against some trash near a bin] You gave up on life, didn't ya?!
Woman at Window: Get out of the street, you ****ing bum! [Gary stumbles against some trash near a bin] You gave up on life, didn't ya?!
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Chechen Leader: [to Gary] I like you. You have balls. I like balls.
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Liv Tyler: If we focus our acting on global politics, we can change everything and stuff.
George Clooney: We've all done action films. If anyone tries to get in our way, we'll show 'em just how tough us actors really are.
George Clooney: We've all done action films. If anyone tries to get in our way, we'll show 'em just how tough us actors really are.
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Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my ****!
[He pauses and grins sardonically]
Spottswoode: Heh, Heh. Just kidding!
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my ****!
[He pauses and grins sardonically]
Spottswoode: Heh, Heh. Just kidding!
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Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: [blank and insincere] I Promise, I Will Never Die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: [blank and insincere] I Promise, I Will Never Die.
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Both Lisa and Sarah: I treasure your friendship.
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valmorphanize [label on (around) buttons, said by various characters.
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valmorification [used by Lisa & Spottswoode].