Sweet Home Alabama quotes
41 total quotesMayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters
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Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?
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What ever happened to responsible journalism?
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There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.
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[after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful...and I'm in politics.
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[to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.
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You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.
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We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.
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Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?
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Careful, you just squashed the state bird of Alabama.
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Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.
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Andrew: You married your cousin?
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Melanie: [on her cell phone] I can't. I'm in Alabama.
Tabatha Wadmore-Smith: [in New York] Oh... my God.
Tabatha Wadmore-Smith: [in New York] Oh... my God.
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Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
Melanie: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake: Are you shittin' me?
Melanie: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not shitting you.
Melanie: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake: Are you shittin' me?
Melanie: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not shitting you.
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Jake: Well, how about you say 'Hey there Jake, lookin' good. How's the family?'
Melanie: You expect me to say that you look good? What'd, they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?
Melanie: You expect me to say that you look good? What'd, they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?
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Melanie: And don't even pretend like you missed me.
Jake: Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve.
Jake: Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve.