Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 563)

Bobby Ray
Earl Smooter
Jake Perry
Mayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters


There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.


We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.

Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?

Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.

What ever happened to responsible journalism?

Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?

You can have roots and wings.

You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.