Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

Evan
Fogell
Main cast

Officer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth

View Quote Chick-a chick-a yeah fake ID fake ID...

View Quote You don't have the technology or the steady hand to pull off a procedure like that, so HA!

View Quote Break yo'self, FOOL!

View Quote Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?!

View Quote Pretend he's your lil' sista, your lil' sista with a picta, balla dolla dickta!

View Quote [Out of breath] That kid's a freak! He's a freak, he's the fastest kid alive!

View Quote Fogell: Can I hold your gun?
Officer Slater: [Pauses for a moment] ...Yeah, sure, I don't see why not.
Officer Michaels: I think everyone should hold a gun at least twice.

View Quote Becca: Mmmm, I'm so wet!
Evan: Yeah... they told us that would happen in health class...

View Quote Evan: I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff, y'know? I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar I want a little production value, y'know like some editing, transition, something, some music...
Seth: Yeah well y'know, I'm sorry, Evan, that the Coen Brothers don't direct the porn that I watch. They're hard to get a hold of, okay?

View Quote Fogel: Wait for me Nicola! Wait for me on the outside!
Nicola: We were gonna go to Hawaii...

View Quote Fogel: I got a boner!
Nicola: Ha ha good. Do you have a condom?
Fogel: Yes...and lube!

View Quote It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.

View Quote I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.

View Quote The guy's either going to think "Here's another kid with a fake I.D." or "Here's McLovin...the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor".

View Quote Holy shit they busted Fogell...