Superbad quotes

112 total quotes (ID: 561)

Main cast
Officer Michaels
Officer Slater

[While shooting a stop sign, hears police sirens] Oh shit, it's the cops! Bail, bail, bail!

[While standing next to his police car with a can of beer on the trunk, hears sirens] Shit! Cops!

[Yelling at Fogel in the bedroom] Sit the **** down! I thought we were friends, and then you go running away from me! We're friends! Why?!

Actor Role Jonah Hill Seth Michael Cera Evan Christopher Mintz-Plasse Fogell Bill Hader Officer Slater Seth Rogen Officer Michaels Martha MacIsaac Becca Kevin Corrigan Mark Joe Lo Truglio Frankie

Are the numbers on your side odd or even, McLovin?


Booya, motha****as.

Break yo'self, FOOL!

By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag!

Chick-a chick-a yeah fake ID fake ID...

Dicks.. like a man dick?

Do alcoholics get hangovers?

Do you have any other clothes or do you only shop at Baby Gap?

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to **** me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!

Eh, **** that, we're calling you McLovin!