Stripes quotes

48 total quotes

Capt. Stillman
Dewey Oxburger
John Winger
Russell Ziskey
Sgt. Hulka

View Quote Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
John Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly ****ed by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
John Winger: So much for the monastery.

View Quote Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

View Quote My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots. I don't think I've ever been this happy.

View Quote [after the "Aunt Jemima Treatment"]
John Winger: It's nice to know you could move like that.
Stella Hansen: Well, it's nice to know you could get me that hot.

View Quote We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 in 1.

View Quote [Winger's girlfriend is leaving him] You can't go. All the plants are gonna die.

View Quote Sergeant Hulka: Now, since nobody else has got the guts...
[turns to John]
Sergeant Hulka: ...to admit it, the rest of this platoon... will do the next two weekends on KP.
[soldiers groan]
Sergeant Hulka: How's that sound to you, mister?
John Winger: I think it sucks.

View Quote [spying on female soldiers taking showers] I wish I was a loofah.

View Quote Sergeant Hulka: You don't say "sir" to me, I'm a sergeant, I work for a living.
Soldiers: Yes, sergeant!
Sergeant Hulka: I didn't hear you!
Soldiers: YES, SERGEANT!
Sergeant Hulka: That's what I wanna hear.
John Winger: Do you think this guy's over-doing it a bit?

View Quote [after stumbling on the sidewalk] Have that removed.

View Quote And then depression set in.

View Quote [Sergeant Hulka is on the ground after getting blown off of a tower] Sergeant, does this mean we're through for the day?

View Quote [to the Czech border guards] We're so damned lost. Where the hell is Innsbruck, Austria?

View Quote [teaching an English class to foreigners] I met her on a Sunday and her name was Jill...Da Doo Run Run Run, Da Doo Run Run

View Quote I bet you can't do five push-ups, right now. Let's go, five good ones.