Dewey Oxburger quotes

Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

[Sergeant Hulka is on the ground after getting blown off of a tower] Sergeant, does this mean we're through for the day?

My doctor says I've been swallowing a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas.

Excuse me, stewardess, is there a movie on this flight?

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