Stripes

Stripes quotes

48 total quotes (ID: 559)

Capt. Stillman
Dewey Oxburger
John Winger
Russell Ziskey
Sgt. Hulka


Hari Krishna! Hari Krushna! Krishna, Krishna...


I bet you can't do five push-ups, right now. Let's go, five good ones.

I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make, but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.

Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.

My doctor says I've been swallowing a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas.

My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots. I don't think I've ever been this happy.

Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

Sergeant, I don't think we should march today. You know it's the cold and flu season.

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts.

We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 in 1.

Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

You better hit those bunks, my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.

[after having sex with an MP in General Barnicke's footlocker] Well...that was interesting.

[Sergeant Hulka is on the ground after getting blown off of a tower] Sergeant, does this mean we're through for the day?