Star Trek: Insurrection

Star Trek: Insurrection quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 975)

Adhar Ru'afo
Jean-Luc Picard
William Riker
Worf


Deanna Troi: Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?
Beverly Crusher: Not that we care about such things in this day and age.
Deanna Troi: Uh-huh.
[notices Data]
Beverly Crusher: Thank you, Data.
[Data walks up to Worf]
Worf: I have an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast. This environment must be affecting me again.
Data: And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about--


Beverly Crusher: You either need a new uniform or a new neck.
Jean-Luc Picard: Euchene Chefaw. My collar size is exactly as it was at the Academy.
Beverly Crusher: Of course it is.
William Riker: Our guests have arrived. They are eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.
Beverly Crusher: I guess they don't believe in ****tails before dinner.
Deanna Troi: Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That wasn't in the report!.
Jean-Luc Picard: Perhaps we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette-- Something that goes well with chrysanthemums.

Data: I feel obliged to point out that the environmental anomalies may have stimulated certain rebellious instincts common to youth, which could affect everyone's judgement... Except mine, of course.
Beverly Crusher: Okay, Data, what do you think we should do?
Data: Saddle up. Lock and load!

Anij: It's been 300 years since I've seen a bald man.
Jean-Luc Picard: How is it that you never married? And don't tell me it's just because you haven't got around to it yet.
Anij: What's the rush?
Jean-Luc Picard: I should warn you, I've always been attracted to older women.

Admiral Matthew Dougherty: We're taking this ship out of here. This mission is over.
Adhar Ru'afo: It is not over.
Admiral Matthew Dougherty: It is over!
[Ru'afo punches Dougherty and throws him onto a chair.]
Adhar Ru'afo: I do not take orders from you!
[Ru'afo jumps down and grabs Dougherty then forces him head-first into a cabinet, then onto a bed]
Admiral Matthew Dougherty: If you launch the injector while the planet's still populated, the Federation will pursue you until--
Adhar Ru'afo: The Federation... [forces two curved bars together and they bend down next to Dougherty's head] will never know what happened here.
[Ru'afo activates the device, causing the skin on Dougherty's face to stretch over his head. Ru'afo watches the admiral die and heads for the bridge]
Ru'afo: [To bridge officers] The admiral will not be joining us for dinner.

Adhar Ru'afo: Am I to understand that you are not releasing my men, captain?
Jean-Luc Picard: We found the holoship.
Admiral Matthew Dougherty: Ru'afo, why don't you let the captain and me--
Adhar Ru'afo: NO!!!
[The skin on Ru'afo's forehead breaks and begins to bleed]
Adhar Ru'afo: This entire mission has been one Federation blunder after another. You will return my men... or this alliance will end with the destruction of your ship.

Jean-Luc Picard: A perfect moment?
Anij: When time seemed to stop and you could almost live in that moment.
Jean-Luc Picard: Seeing my home planet from space for the first time.
Anij: Yes... exactly. Nothing more complicated than perception.

Anij: Help! I can't swim!
Jean-Luc Picard: Don't panic!
Anij: I've been shot at, thrown into a lake out of a ship that's come to abduct us - what's there to panic about?
Data: In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a flotation device.

Jean-Luc Picard: Ru'afo, we're getting too old for this.
Adhar Ru'afo: After today, that won't be a problem for either of us.
Jean-Luc Picard: You're really going to risk ingniting the exhaust? [Ru'afo lowers his weapon] All right. I will!
Adhar Ru'afo: NO!!!

Jean-Luc Picard: I wish I could spare a few centuries to learn.
Anij: It took us centuries to learn that it doesn't have to take centuries to learn.
Jean-Luc Picard: There's one thing I don't understand. In 300 years, you never learn to swim?
Anij: Ha ha ha! I just haven't got around to it yet.

Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Worf, did the hostages mentioned anything about a cloaked ship during their debriefing?
Worf: No, sir.
Jean-Luc Picard: Debrief them again. [Notices a huge blemish on Worf's face] Have you been in a fight, Mr. Worf?
Worf: [sighs] No, sir. It is a gorch.
Jean-Luc Picard: Gorch?
Data: [whispers] Pimple, sir.
Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, well, it's, uh-- it's hardly noticeable.
William Riker: [Refering to his own clean shaven face] Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?
Data: I beg your pardon, sir?

Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?
Worf: No, sir. I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back.
Jean-Luc Picard: They're composers, Worf. From the 19th century.

Adhar Ru'afo: Ru'afo, Authorization Delta 2-1. Override all interlink commands to injector assembly one.
Son'a Computer: Unable to comply. Injector assembly one has been deactivated.
[Ru'afo screams in anger]

Data: I seem to be missing several memory engrams. [Geordi shows several microchips he is holding] There they are.
Jean-Luc Picard: Data, what's the last thing that you remember?
Data: [singing] His nose should pant, and his lip should curl--
Jean-Luc Picard: Uh, from the mission.
Data: I was in an isolation suit gathering physiometric data on the Ba'Ku. My last memory is going into the hills following some children.

Jean-Luc Picard: We are betraying the principles upon which the Federation was founded. It's an attack upon its very soul. And it will destroy the Ba'ku... just as cultures have been destroyed in every other forced relocations throughout history.
Admiral Matthew Dougherty: Jean-Luc, we're only moving 600 people.
Jean-Luc Picard: How many people does it take, Admiral, before it becomes wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? How many people does it take, Admiral?
Admiral Matthew Dougherty: I'm ordering you to the Goran system. I'm also ordering the release of the Son'a officers. File whatever protest you wish to, Captain. By the time you do, this will all be done.