Splash quotes

25 total quotes (ID: 915)

Allen Bauer
Main cast
Walter Kornbluth

Madison: You said whatever my secret was, you'd understand.
Allen Bauer: Yeah...but...
Madison: You thought at least I was a human being.

Allen Bauer: I didn't even like you when I first you.
Walter Kornbluth: Nobody likes me when they first meet me.
Madison: Allen...
[Allen and Kornbluth look back to see the Marines approaching them]
Walter Kornbluth: Move!

[Allen is being mobbed by reporters]
Freddie Bauer: Allen, you all right?
Allen Bauer: Yeah, get me outta here!
Freddie Bauer: Is anyone here from Penthouse Magazine?
Reporters: No.
Freddie Bauer: Then we ain't talkin'.

I am not a fish! How many times do I have to tell you people that? Now, will just let me outta here? Please? Huh? People? Said while standing naked in a tank with wires trailing from his body.

[repeated line] What a week I'm having.

She's really hungry. Explaining why his date (a mermaid in human form) was eating an entire lobster - including the shell.

I was right. Behold the mermaid!

I suppose you're just some harmless beachcomber who happens to wear a tuxedo!

I'm a really nice guy. If I had friends you could ask them.

It just so happens I come from a very long line of married people.