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Allen Bauer
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Walter Kornbluth

View Quote Allen Bauer: I didn't even like you when I first you.
Walter Kornbluth: Nobody likes me when they first meet me.
Madison: Allen...
[Allen and Kornbluth look back to see the Marines approaching them]
Walter Kornbluth: Move!

View Quote Actor Role Tom Hanks Allen Bauer Daryl Hannah Madison Eugene Levy Dr. Walter Kornbluth John Candy Freddie Bauer Dody Goodman Mrs. Stimler Richard B. Shull Dr. Ross Shecky Greene Mr. Buyrite Bobby Di Cicco Jerry Howard Morris Dr. Zidell

View Quote [repeated line] What a week I'm having.

View Quote [Allen is being mobbed by reporters]
Freddie Bauer: Allen, you all right?
Allen Bauer: Yeah, get me outta here!
Freddie Bauer: Is anyone here from Penthouse Magazine?
Reporters: No.
Freddie Bauer: Then we ain't talkin'.

View Quote I was right. Behold the mermaid!

View Quote She's really hungry. Explaining why his date (a mermaid in human form) was eating an entire lobster - including the shell.

View Quote I am not a fish! How many times do I have to tell you people that? Now, will just let me outta here? Please? Huh? People? Said while standing naked in a tank with wires trailing from his body.

View Quote I suppose you're just some harmless beachcomber who happens to wear a tuxedo!

View Quote I'm a really nice guy. If I had friends you could ask them.

View Quote It just so happens I come from a very long line of married people.