Barf quotes

Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death; it's not us.

I'm a Mog. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.

[Indicating the suitcases] It's her royal highness's matched luggage!

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

[After Vespa blows away a group of Spaceballs] Holy shit!

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