Southland Tales

Southland Tales quotes

46 total quotes (ID: 1088)

Boxer Santaros
Cyndi Pinziki
Krysta Now
Others
Pilot Abilene


My character... he realizes that the apocalyptic crime rate is because of global deceleration. The rotation of the earth is slowing down at a rate of point zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero six miles per hour each day disrupting the chemical equilibrium in the human brain causing very irrational criminal behavior.


Three days. Three final days. It all ends tonight.

I'm a pimp... and pimps don't commit suicide.

The fourth dimension will collapse upon itself... you stupid bitch.

Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted.

[to Boxer] I love you, Jericho Cane.

Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today. Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime, poverty, social reform, quantum teleportation, teen horniness and war.

You know what, I like to get ****ed, I like to get ****ed hard. Okay, but you have to draw the line somewhere. I mean, violence is a big problem in our society today and I will not support it. That is the primary reason why I won't do anal.

We're a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of a bunch of nerds. A bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom.

This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang.

Proposition 69. To Krysta that number had one meaning, and one meaning only. To everyone else it was a proposition on the ballot to restrict the powers of the oppressive institution known as USIDent.

Darkness fell upon the city. Neo-Marxist cells began to converge upon downtown.

Revelation 21: And God wiped away the tears from his eyes, so the new Messiah could see out to the new Jerusalem. His name was Officer Roland Taverner, of Hermosa Beach, California. My best friend. He is a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide.

Nothing an eight ball, a porn star and a tattoo parlor can't handle.

Nobody rocks the **** like Cyndi Pinziki!